One cranky husband and three sweaty kids on Sunday

"Before we get out of the car, what are the rules?"

(chorus) Don't touch anything!
(teenager) unitelligble grunt
(husband) what is the list on this one?

OK, we are here- Hubby, go get the set up and sign in
(one small person) I neeeed to use the bathroom

OK, surly teenager please take small person to the bathroom

Didn't I say don't touch anything?

Back in the car, drop surly teen off at mall, get snacks, potty and then back on the road

Repeat process.

This has been the routine for nearly a year. Everyone is invested in the process because everyone would like a bedroom.

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